Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Friday, May 09, 2008
Fight for Love
sometimes i really don't understand that ppl can change bf/gf easily... like changing clothes. Sum lagi kao lat is 1 leg with many boat... ppl like me wan also don have. haiz...
Thursday, May 08, 2008
If only I could turn back time...
today i pass by my primary school, i saw my Eng cum Sports teacher, Mr Wong. He is a very nice teacher. He looks abit old liaw lor... :( (i left primary school around 11 yrs...)
Besides Mr. Wong, i also miss Mr. Chang. He is a story teller. He always tell us those ghost story... but is without ending 1. Another 1 is Encik. Zamzuri. He is a good BM teacher as well... but now donno where he goes. heard that he went to Kelantan.
If only I could turn back time... study time always the BEST. :)
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Tuesdays With Morrie
I do not know how to describe the book here, but i can say it's very nice. The author is Mitch Albom, the main character is his Professor, Morrie. You can get the intro here...
And also some nice quote.
"Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live."
Friendship Poem
Friends
Anger is only one letter short of danger
Great minds discuss ideas;
He, who loses money, loses much;
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
Learn from the mistakes of others
Friends, you and me...
Yesterday is history.